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Anonymous asked:
..you bastard, how dare you. i was sure i typed it properly, for the most part anyways. and you have no idea who i might be.

CAPITAL LETTERS! WHAT ARE THEY?!






Anonymous asked:
what is the most pussy brand of beer you can think of?

Michelob Ultra Light




Big Lurch was here first

I swear to god if I hear another person make a zombie apocalypse joke regarding that guy on PCP..




Anonymous asked:
judging by your lack of smartass answers in the most recent batch of questions i'm guessing you're sick of seeing me in your ask box(except you don't actually 'see me' because i'm on anon). i'm not planning on stopping any time soon.

Of all the people I’d expect to type properly on the Internet I thought you would be one of them. Unless of course it’s on purpose to throw me off from your “hidden” identity.



Sweet Jesus



Anonymous asked:
who asks you all of these anon questions?

This tweakin’ Serbian






Anonymous asked:
favorite episode of the big bang theory?

I don’t know?






Anonymous asked:
would you fuck a guy for a million dollars?

I plead the fif






Anonymous asked:
you still haven't revised a single thing on here. what a farce.

There’s so much background code revised you don’t even know, Small Fry.